A Handheld Device That Melts And Sprays Sticks Of Butter

March 8, 2016

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This is the Biem Butter Sprayer, a relatively large handheld device that melts the end of a stick of butter and sprays it as needed, presumably right into my mouth like spray cheese because I'm a disgusting animal. You ever rubbed melted butter on a lover before? Me neither but one day I'm gonna find a girl who's cool with it and we will get married on top of a giant stack of pancakes.

Features


Uses whatever brand of butter you normally use.
Does not melt the whole stick.
Melts only the butter you need and tells you when to add butter.
Doesn't overheat the butter to melt. Just 95 degrees
Patent pending "no clog" nozzle design
Smart on off. Has an accelerometer to know when you are picking it up to use and turns the biem on automatically.
Ready to spray in seconds.
Cool spray to the touch.
Uses no chemical or artificial propellants, just heat and air.
Store in the refrigerator or on the counter.
Easy to use. Easy to clean.
Faster and easier than spreading butter with a knife

$129 gets you a butter sprayer when they ship this September since they've already more than tripled their funding goal of $42,000 because apparently a lot of people take their popcorn game seriously and existing spray butters simply will not do. Me? I can't justify $129 for a melted butter sprayer. Sure my friends might be impressed that I have one when they come over for fancy dinner parties, but I have no friends and there are no dinner parties. I melt butter in a mug in the microwave like a normal person and drink it through a bendy straw. Nature's comfort food.

Keep going for their Kickstarter video.

Thanks to Dougie, who agrees there's something special that happens when hot butter mixes with maple syrup. Mmmmmm, tell me about it while I rub my nips.

  • KP

    Soon it'll be possible to have all kitchen appliances in cylinder form!

    Just add this one to the cylinder egg maker: http://www.amazon.com/Rolli...

    And the cylinder carrot shredder: http://www.amazon.com/Kitch...

    And it's a whole new world of modern kitchen fun!

  • MadisonKobalt

    Cooks know... Refrigerator temp butter to room temp butter in 3 min. Microwave stick for 2 min. on lowest power. Flipping over after 1 min and continuing for the last minute will result in more even softening, No silly expensive device to store and clean.

  • How are you going to turn it into an aerosol though?

  • Why do I not own this already?!? Oh, right, a hundred odd dollars... (Someone buy some of my Art RIGHT NOW, dangit!!!) Then we'll be set...

    Although, in all honesty, peeling back the end of the butter wrapper and rubbing it on the hot thing like a glue stick works pretty well, too...

    (I know what I said. I said it.)

  • Jason Howell

    Presto made this 20 years ago.
    https://img1.etsystatic.com...

  • Not available in Avocado, I don't want it...

  • Let the super sexy times begin!

  • Why can I not Upvote this more than once?!?

  • TheQiwiMan

    Today in "Over-priced, Superfluous Items You Will Probably Use Once or Twice and Then Never Again"...

  • Miguel Calvimonte

    ... but you totally need to buy right know! :)

  • Bling Nye
  • The_Wretched

    Looks like an off the shelf dye sprayer for the tanning / dying industry.

  • ODwanKenObi

    Money Shot at 2:31

  • Be on the ebay lookout for cameras with slight "butter" damage.

  • MustacheHam

    This is pretty smart, it helps prevent "slathering" all that buttah and instead providing a nice light golden spray. mmm...I could go for some buttah toast now. :d

  • Bling Nye

    ...and now that I see your comment, I should've put my comment in reply to you instead of as its own...

    So I'll just do both: http://i.imgur.com/S7EYADx.gif

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