WARNING: Audio sounds like a thousand shuttles taking off, lower the volume.
This is a point of view video of Top Fuel drag racer Shawn Langdon blasting from 0 to 316 MPH in 3.77 seconds. For reference, that is entirely too fast. I don't even feel comfortable driving over 50 MPH because my car starts to rattle and one time a wheel came off and passed me on the shoulder. No, I like to keep things right around 35 MPH. And I don't like highways. I like roads where the speed limit is 35 and I'll go 30. School zones are the best. I don't do anything over 25 MPH. I like residential streets where the posted speed limit is 10MPH. I don't feel safe driving at all, I bike everywhere. Anything with wheels scares me, I only walk places. I don't do stairs though because I have easily twist-able ankles. I haven't left my apartment in 84 days.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks again to Gregbot, whose drag racer goes twice as fast but he doesn't like to brag about it because this isn't a pissing contest but if it was he could pee all the way around the world and on the back of his own legs.