Well Well Well, If It Isn't My 17,000th Geekologie Article

February 24, 2016


Because Jesus refuses to accept me into his heavenly flock any earlier than he absolutely has to, this is my 17,000th Geekologie article. That is a lot. If you read 100 Geekologie articles a day it would take 170 days to read everything I've written. That really puts things into perspective. Just not very good perspective, mind you. 17,000 articles isn't really a particularly noteworthy milestone, but it is a milestone nonetheless. Like a child's 7th birthday. You're not five, and you're not ten, and frankly, your parents don't care that much. In this case, you are those parents and all I wanted was a trampoline. Still, I'd like to thank you all for reading and fulfilling my dream of being able to live in my own mind instead of harsh reality. I honestly don't think I would last that long in reality, like the last snow crab leg at an $12 all-you-can-eat buffet. Thanks again *raising golden dildo trophy high over head* this one's for you.

  • Thanks for making my life more fun over the years.

  • shashi

    17,000 articles may not make up for all the dead bodies but you're OK in my book. Thanks for all the.... thank you

  • Thanks for the posts mister. It's been great.

  • Conrado Parra

    you should throw a Geekologie Party, with black jack and hookers and dino porn

  • Piffle. I doubt the very existence of such a numeral... (I mean, "Good on ye, ye amusing bastard." Yeah. That.)

  • cabbo

    Fake AF, eyebrows all wrong.

  • Mark Sheldon


    This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadows are all wrong.

    This is just like the scene in that movie NEVER BACK DOWN where GW posts his 17,000 entry.


  • Shiela Dixon

    keep up the great work (though I'm not counting the cat ones so it's not 17000 yet)

  • Steven Collatos

    ye ye ye! geekologie: helping me kill time at work since 2007!

  • Mr. Roboto

    I knew you were a white guy.

  • shuffling_my_feet

    Well, this calls for a celebration!
    ::looks expectantly at GW and waits for him to break out the booze::

  • Rob_Anonymous

    I say Par Tay!!!Whooo!!

  • Deksam

    Thank you, always interesting and fun. Keep it up!

  • steve holt

    thx for the profound laughs

  • Frédéric Purenne

    Some have trophy-wives, others dildo trophies... Happy anniversary, GW!

  • evilcharismatic

    congratulations! here's to 17,000 more. yay?

  • TheQiwiMan

    I love Geekologie and I love you, GW. You have my undying love and admiration long time suckysucky.

  • tim

    Congrats GW for reaching 17,000. 17,000 is the highest score I got on Tetris once at my buddy's house. He had a toy dinosaur, and just looking at it gave me a giddy, uncomfortable feeling. I "borrowed" him from my buddy, but it was lost in the subsequent confrontation that, to this day, makes my tears well up. I couldn't stop thinking about it, but so that people don't think I'm totally weird, I started writing a blog with random things I see on Facebook and trending items on YouTube, interleaving those stories with odes to my lost love.

  • JimmyJam


    And only 12,358 contained Star Wars references.

    But seriously, great work, and thanks for making every day a little be better for all of us!

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