About Time: First Look Of The Return Of Hi-C Ecto Cooler

February 29, 2016

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Because sometimes my prayers actually get answered with more than just God's laugh, here's a peek at a production sample can of the new Hi-C Ecto Cooler that's returning with the new Ghostbusters movie. I believe it's only going to be limited edition though unless we all manage to drink enough of it for them to justify keeping it on the shelves. I know I'm going to do my part. And my part is going to be about twenty-four cans a day. I am going to drink so much Ecto-Cooler I won't be able to donate blood because it will be 100% high fructose corn syrup and dinosaur DNA.

Keep going for a couple more shots around the can in case you were wondering how much sodium in a serving (25mg, 0g of protein).

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Thanks to Ashley S, who still prays at night they bring back Pepsi Blue.

  • Ahhhh, fond memories...

  • Bring back Crystal Pepsi (For real!)

  • jay h

    Dear Coca-Cola ......

  • dougfunnay

    that must be the new ultra wide mouth can

  • Skyinferno

    Ashley S. just might need to be my wife. Pepsi Blue was the bee's knees! The cat's meow! The whale's spine!

  • jay h

    who the hell are you talking to tubbs?

  • MustacheHam

    With 41g of sugar, this beverage may just be my new afternoon pick-me-up.

  • larley

    As a kid, I definitely drank so much of it that I pooped green. It was terrifying.

  • dougfunnay

    protip: grape soda makes your dookie blue

  • bluecheesedressing

    For further research: Grape koolaid makes it Kermit the frog green.

  • dougfunnay

    to be fair so does the soda
    but when drunken in excess will turn a darkish blue

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