Giant Shoe Shaped Church Designed To Attract Females

January 15, 2016

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This is the giant high-heel shoe shaped church built in the Chaiyi province of Taiwan. The glass slipper measures over 10m (36-ft) wide, 16m (55-ft) tall, and is made up of 320 separate tinted glass panels. Despite what several news outlets are reporting, it will not be used for regular worship services though, instead it was designed to attract more females to want to have their weddings there. You know, because every girl dreams of getting married in a giant shoe. Me? I want to get married in a giant cowboy hat and have a mechanical bull at the reception. Yeehaw! Anybody seen my wife? "She left you at the alter." Oh right.

Keep going for a video of Giant Cinderella's missing shoe.

Thanks to Brenna, who wants to get married in a giant roller skate.

  • whacko

    Nothing attracts a women like sexism...

  • timeiskey

    that only applies in countries in the "west" such as in europe and in the US. asian societies cant relate to that kind of thinking or atleast seem to generally behave as though it doesnt matter.

  • archer923

    So were is this giant Cinderella hiding now?

  • dlb

    Holy Women welcomed.

  • DeksamTorrac

    Wow, the church of the superficial.

  • Dano

    I'm going to design a shoe-shaped sports car so I can attract the females.

  • DeksamTorrac

    Too late the paster drives this and is still a dud with the ladies...

    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pini...

  • Dano

    Doh!

  • Zed68

    That time when your mom dressed as Cindirella...

  • IMDATNIGGA

    ew

  • Douchy McDouche

    I wonder how that first meeting went.

    Church guy: I want you to build a church shaped like a shoe.
    Architect: GTFO!
    Church guy: I'll pay in cash.
    Architect: When do I start?

  • G-man
  • This is their one and only hymn they sing each day of worship:

    https://youtu.be/wCF3ywukQYA?t...

  • GeneralDisorder

    That was not the most annoying song I've heard this week but it does fall squarely into the category of annoying.

    Side note: when I think of shoe worship I definitely don't think of a shoe in which people hold church services.

  • That was the most annoying song you've heard this week?
    Let's try and remedy that!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

  • GeneralDisorder

    Maybe it's because I have children but those weren't all that annoying. I guess if I had to listen to a playlist with nothing but those songs or equivalently irritating songs I'd probably lose it.

  • Gene Kaufman

    Playing those all together at once was
    um
    a thing.

  • GeneralDisorder

    There's a "not" there. But I shall review and decide if that other song is still annoying afterward.

  • Damn!
    I need glasses.

  • Edward

    That's about the size of my shoes...(if you know what I mean) ;)

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