These are the Hobbit/Lord Of The Rings themed tobacco pipes carved by ultra-professional pipe carver SVpipesdesign. I think he also takes commissions, but the Gimli one is available for $2,500 if you're interested. I am interested, but I don't have $2,500 to spend on a pipe. As a matter of fact, I don't have any money to spend on a pipe, which is why I'm smoking out of a crushed Coke can. "What is that, crack?" No clue, I just smoke whatever the doctor gives me. "That man is not a doctor." Then how do you explain the medical scrubs? "That's a prison jumpsuit." Take this away from me.
Keep going for shots of all three finished products, but be sure to check out SVpipedesign's Instagram page for shots of the carving process.
Thanks to hairless, who's holding out for a Cerberus pipe with three separate bowls for MAXIMUM PUFFAGE.