This is the $100 Golden Cristal Ube Donut available from The Manila Social Club restaurant in Brooklyn, NY. Purple yams are called ube in the Philippines, so it's a donut filled with ube mousse, champagne jelly, and covered with a glaze made from Cristal champagne and 24k gold flakes. You think you poop gold after eating one? I hope not. If you're buying $100 donuts I hope you poop blood. No I don't, that's just me being jealous. I can't even afford plain donut holes. The closest I've come to ever eating a donut is licking the finger of a friend who just had one and he only let me do that because he'd been scratching his ass when I wasn't looking so I only know what buttnuts taste like now. You don't want to live my life.
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