Quadrocopter With Flamethrower Roasting A Turkey

December 11, 2015

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In today's real visions of the future segment, here's a video of a quadrocopter with a flamethrower attached, roasting a turkey and presumably starting a forest fire (previously: the quadrocopter with a gun attached the same guy made). Although it's not so much roasting the turkey as it is soaking it with burning gas. I love the smell of gasoline so much. Nail polish remover too. I have a refined palate. "You have no more brain cells." Well that's what they get for getting in the way of my fumes. "So what's in that handkerchief you keep smelling?" Nothing, just boogers. "Let me see it." You don't want to do that. "GIVE IT TO ME." Fine, take it. "This is a bra!" I vote on the count of three we both walk in opposite directions and pretend this never happened.

Hit the jump for the video, then start weaponizing your quadrocopter before your neighbor weaponizes his first and makes the neighborhood unsafe.

Thanks to Armen, who is already hard at work building an undersea lair where the flamethrowing quadrocopters can't get him.

  • Bling Nye

    Awesome, before you can yell "KILL IT WITH FIRE" it's already roasting you.

  • wolfman_al2

    Because, WHAT COULD GO WRONG?!?!?!

  • The_Wretched

    It's time to shoot down all the drones. We have no idea which ones have guns, flame throwers, amazon packages, spy cameras, grenade or terror inspired anthrax. I recommend flying a ton of kites to entangle the Quad terror menace and pull them down before using a sledge hammer on them.

    And yeah, let's use a flame thrower in the middle of a bunch of trees; what could go wrong?

  • DeksamTorrac

    Good, now visit the White House with it.

  • HOW IS THERE FOUR MINUTES OF THIS SHIT!
    I got it after 30 seconds.
    And that turkey is going to be bunt to a cinder on the outside and red raw on the inside.
    Is that how all the best chefs are doing it now?

    And can I have my bra back now GW?

  • Plus it'd taste like gasoline, those things don't exactly burn 100% pure, taking a bite out of that would taste like sipping from a rain puddle in a gas station parking lot.

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    So just like my mum used to cook it?

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