I Was Gonna Eat That: Molten Copper Versus Coconut

December 28, 2015

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This is a video of Youtuber and molten copper lover Tito4re pouring his favorite liquid metal into a hole in the top of a coconut. What happens? SPOILER: Not a piña colada. The coconut is so well insulated that the copper boils all the coconut water in there and starts cooking the coconut meat inside. Eventually, it all cools down and the copper solidifies into what appears to be a metallic animal turd. Which, for the record, I would not buy if I saw at an art gallery. At least not unless the price was right, and that price would have to be less than the value of the copper itself.

Keep going for the video, then lets start our own Youtube channel where we pour liquid metals into things. ESPECIALLY our mouths.

Thanks to JD, who just poured molten copper in his lap and is really regretting it right now. You do realize that'ss not how you cast your wiener, right?

  • Andrew St. Andrew

    So when is the molten lava poured into somebody's butthole video

  • Dani

    What a waste, I want my 3 minutes back you coconut hater!

  • valdin

    Now I want some coconut lol

  • Bling Nye

    Bruder bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
    His sister had anudder one she paid a quarter lime

    She put de molten copper in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
    She put de molten copper in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
    She put de molten copper in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
    She put de molton copper in de coconut, she call de doctor, woke 'im up

    Said, "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
    I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache"
    I said, "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
    I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache"

    Now lemme get this straight
    You put de molten copper in de coconut, you drank 'em bot' up
    You put de molten copper in de coconut, you drank 'em bot' up
    You put de molten copper in de coconut, you drank 'em bot'up
    You put de molten copper in de coconut, you call your doctor, woke 'im up

    Said, " Doctor, ain't there nothing' I can take?"
    I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache"
    I said, "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?'
    I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache, "

    You put de molten copper in de coconut, you drink 'em bot' togedder
    Put de molten copper in de coconut and you'll feel better
    Put de molten copper in de coconut, drink 'em bot' up
    Put de molten copper in de coconut and call me in the morning

    Woo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
    Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
    Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

    Now you're dead.

  • Robin Lee

    what the actual

  • ..go home Bling, u r drunk.

  • Bling Nye

    WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOtitties

  • Wow, that was...tedious.

  • MostlyPonies

    Yeah, let me just tilt the coconut with my bare hand, hopefully nothing hot pours out.

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