I Want One: Astronaut Bubble Pet Carrying Cases

December 3, 2015

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These is the line of U-Pet's Innovative Bubble Carriers. They all have a plastic space bubble your pets can stare/beg for help out of. They start around $70 (available through their Amazon store), and you can also switch the bubble out for a mesh window if your pet doesn't feel like playing space ranger today. Me? I ALWAYS feel like playing space ranger. As a matter of fact my roommate and I are playing right now and while I type this I'm pretending to check all the spaceship's critical systems. OXYGEN LEVELS NOMINAL. Man, I love playing space rangers so much. HULL INTEGRITY AT 85%. It is one of the very few things I'm good at and brings me joy. ENGINES RUNNING SMOOTH AT HALF POWER. I'm saving up to buy a pair of roller skates so I can pretend to float around the ship effortlessly. It's not really a spaceship though, it's our living room, and you better believe I'm going to rip up all the f***ing carpet when my roller skates get here.

Keep going for a couple more pictures.

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Thanks to everyone who sent this, the smartest of which agreed this is how they would want to be carried around if there were a pet.

  • shashi

    "These is..."?? Are you even does proofreading? Can i has the job? (seriously i'll work for cheerios and milk)

  • Bling Nye

    We've considered your application, however you failed to capitalize "I" in two instances and we have a very high standard for our writers. Don't call us, we'll call you.

  • shashi
  • Brad Walton

    Maybe okay for pets, but not so good for the strays I will be using as an accessory.

  • Emmitt Morgans

    Finally... all I need to do is get a dog that's part-Toy Husky/part-Toy Samoyed/part-terrier and my Sputnik 2 cosplay will be COMPLETE!

    ...it's gonna be HOT!
    ("Vote up" if you Liaka)

  • GeneralDisorder

    Pomeranian with a dye job? Easy.

  • Emmitt Morgans

    ...as long as I'll still have some money left over for the poisoned dog food!

  • Gene Kaufman

    The cat in the top left image honestly looks just as perturbed as most animals I've seen in regular carriers. (note I'm sure some animals like it or don't mind) This just makes them look cool while they cry for freedom.

  • Bling Nye

    OOoo, I want the one with spin cycle and auto wash.

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