Dinosaur Egg Candle Melts To Reveal Little Baby Raptor

December 16, 2015

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This is the Hatching Dinosaur Candle available from Firebox. It costs $45 *spit-takes Sunny D* and reveals a porcelain baby raptor as it melts. Plus Firebox points out you get to keep the baby dinosaur after the candle is finished, just in case you thought it was just on loan and you might have to send it back or something. Obviously I want one, but if I went around spending $45 on every novelty candle I fell in love with, well, I would probably just own this one because I don't know if I've ever fallen in love with another $45 candle before. I don't even think I've SEEN another $45 candle before. I don't shop at nice places. I don't even shop. I just FIND things. The hat I've been wearing? Found it on the curb outside a strip mall. At first it made my head rash but now it's just itchy.

Keep going for a couple more shots.

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Thanks again to Adam, who, for two viable tips in a row, gets to spin the prize wheel. Just kidding, there is no prize wheel. There should be though.

  • ReneaDijab

    I was searching for this for my daughter's birthday until you just showed me the price. Back to the drawing board.

  • Winged Simca

    I'd buy it if it were a dragon instead....But then it would probably cost even more >3>

  • Jenness

    Too expensive, but might be fun if you gave this to your grandparents and didn't tell them there would be a lizard. Just wait. Then one day when they re-gift the ugly egg candle to someone else and it finally gets used and they freak - HA - you sure showed them.

  • That thing would have to be made of semi-precious materials to be worth that much.

  • Yeah, you can put itchy hats and pieces of mostly-dry cardboard on it.

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