Not Okay: Man Builds Crazy Knife Wielding Tentacle

November 20, 2015

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This is a video of the knife swinging tentacle that Youtuber outaspaceman built. It is basically the exact reason why humanity doesn't deserve to continue. If I could summon a meteor with my brain I would do it in a heartbeat. A HUMMINGBIRD'S heartbeat. You know what? I'm gonna do it. *strains so hard I shit my pants* Uh-oh. Somebody call my mom, she'll know what to do.

Keep going for the video, but skip to 0:35 if you just want to see the stabbing.

Thanks to Pattern, who allegedly saw an octopus stab a clam once.

  • o0THX11380o

    he should have attached a dildo.

  • Jan Bergström

    Dance near it with pants off. It will be epic dancing.

  • greenphant

    Step 1: You cut a hole in a box, Step 2: You put your junk in that box!

  • randalator

    Why? What? Why?

  • Gene Kaufman

    It's Purple Tentacle's retarded brother, Pink Tentacle.

    Aaannd nobody here has probably ever played Day of the Tentacle...

  • I did, during the original release... and I also have my original floppys, CD and box.

  • Wilf Smith

    I played. My fave of the SCUMM lot.

  • I now MUST have one, for to be my friend...

  • Wiley

    So pretty much, add a bunch of these or bigger to the back of little dog/big dog/cheetah and it's gg humans. And maybe a gun for good measure.

  • Guesticle

    how long until somebody builds one without the knife and has a lady sit on it for the internet?

  • Tyguy

    It's been done. I don't even need proof...it's the internet...and Japan exists.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Notice how the knife is just tied in? The knife is there just as a diversion of the real use of the contraption. Probably most of the times it is turned on it doesn't have a knife attached to it.

  • randalator

    And now I'm visualizing something almost, but not quite, entirely unlike this: https://www.youtube.com/wat...

  • ZafKit

    Hahaha Randalator how much of your life did you waste trying to find an actually NOT xxx-rated version of what you were visualizing?

  • Bling Nye

    I'm a little disappointed the on/off switch isn't visible, like right on top. Turn it on, back away, then dare people to try and turn it off.

    Probably go through a lot of batteries though.

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