Mother Nature!: Jaguar Dives Into River To Eat Crocodile

October 23, 2015

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This is a video of a jaguar diving off a river bank to catch a crocodile. Hey Mr. Jaguar, what's for lunch? "Crocodile." I'll pass. "And you're dessert." But I'm not even sweet! Honestly, I've put so much poison in my body eating me would probably kill you. You know how eating pufferfish liver sushi can kill you? I'm like that, but twice as deadly. Just lick my finger. "Disgusting!" Right? I forgot to wash my hands after going to the bathroom and I literally have zero hand-butt coordination. "So...." So my fingers were in there, man.

Keep going for the video.

  • S.M. Archer

    Well effin A cotton, just add it to the list of reasons I don't venture into the jungle. Also, I'm a white suburban kid, we don't do jungles.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I believe that crocodilian is a Caiman. There's also video of crocs eating a big cat somewhere. I don't have the link handy at the moment though. It's extremely bloody so if anyone finds it watch at your own risk.

  • MrJamsterJ

    Evolution bitch

  • RareAwesomeman

    DAMN NATURE! you scary

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  • Goddammit Irene. Go to hell.

  • you are very rude... I'll ignore you from now on

  • Michael Jones

    Fuck off Irene.

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