Instagram Account Collects Google Map Pictures Of The Saddest Named Places On Earth

October 8, 2015

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Sad Topographies is an Instagram account that posts pictures from Google Maps featuring the saddest named places on earth. I feel like I've lived in all of these places. Currently though I feel like I live smack dab between a rock and a red-hot hard place. "Why is it red-hot?" Because it's the devil's boner.

Keep going for a bunch more, although I'd definitely recommend wearing full chain-mail if you have any intention of climbing Bloody Dick Peak without incident.

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Thanks to David D, who only wants to visit happy places like Sunshine Island and Butterfly Cove.

  • Huck PS

    Here in Portugal they have crazy names for villages and small towns.
    Examples translated in english:
    - "Linda a Velha" -> Old Pretty Lady
    - "Sarilhos Grandes" -> Big Troubles
    - "Sarilhos Pequenos" -> Little Troubles
    - "Ranholas" -> Boogers
    - "Penteado" -> Hair Do
    - "Às Dez" -> At Ten
    - "Mal Lavado" -> Badly Washed
    - "Gaitas" -> It literally means Dicks

    And so on and so forth... Hehe!

  • Mr. Monster

    "Venda das Raparigas" -> "Sale of the Girls"
    "Vila Nova do Coito" - > "New Town of Intercourse"
    "Chiqueiro" -> "Piggery"

    "Focinho de Cão" -> "Dog's Muzzle"
    "Imaginário" -> "Imaginary"
    "Quinta de Comichão" -> " Itching Farm"
    "Rabo do Porco" -> "Pig's Tail"
    "Sítio das Solteiras" -> "Single Girls Place"
    "Vacalouras" -> "Blonde Cows"
    "Terra da Gaga" -> "Land of the she stutterer"

  • Huck PS

    Isso!

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