It Happens: Man On Flight Wakes Up, Pees Between Seats In Front Of Him, Goes Back To Sleep

September 14, 2015

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Airplane bathroom? No need.

27-year old Jeff Rubin, who is apparently a black-out drunk, recently stood up, peed in the crack in the seats in front of him, and went back to sleep during a Jet Blue flight from Anchorage, Alaska to Portland, Oregon. He was woken up and arrested after the plane landed but did not pee in the cop car because he was already empty.

A police report said passengers and airline employees told officers Rubin had been sleeping for most of the flight. About 30 minutes before landing, they said, he stood up and began urinating through the crack between the seats in front of him -- and on to the passengers sitting there.


The report said he lost his balance and fell backwards, splashing urine on passengers, seats and luggage.

Rubin spent about five hours in jail and was released on his own recognisance. He faces charges of criminal mischief and offensive littering.

First of all, nobody likes being peed on (okay that's not entirely true but definitely not in this situation). That said, this sort of thing happens. If I had a nickel for every time I've done the exact same thing I could probably afford to fly first class. Maybe even buy my own jet.

Thanks to Christian, who just holds it.

  • "offensive littering"?

  • Closet Nerd

    Reminds me of that night I was blackout drunk, and peed on my friends head from the 2nd floor, and "ruined" the party.....just sayin

  • Jenness

    This is horrible, those poor passengers. Bad enough you pay a small fortune to get packed in like sardines and then you get subjected to horrid passengers. There is an entire Facebook dedicated to bad passengers on flights, with pictures of people who take their shoes off, clip their nails and do all sorts of disgusting stuff now. It's like how can they afford the high flight prices when they obviously grew up with wild animals?

  • timeiskey

    cutting nails = wild animal
    taking shoes off = wild fucking animal

    you've been in civilization too long

  • Jenness

    Dude, you haven't seen the pictures - yes, if your toenails have grown as long as your toes, your feet have so many calluses the skin actually looks like scales and the only time you have a chance to cut that crap is on a plane, in an enclosed circulating air space while you are so close to several other people you barely have to move and you can touch them - then YES - your a** must be living like a wild animal. Where did he come from - a CAVE? I mean - there are people who get up after the flight covered in trash and leave PILES of wrappers and trash on the floor and in their chairs and stuffed in the tiny space between the window and the window shade. And don't take off your shoes and put your feet on the HEADREST of the person in front of you so that your stinking slimy toes are inches from their head. Wild....freaking....animal.

  • timeiskey

    here i was thinking wild animals kill for food and do what they want while naked

  • Jenness

    That is different from humans how?

  • Billy Rocka

    Low class flights bring low class people...

  • Jfdelman

    What? Why was he arrested for peeing in his sleep?

  • Ozolz .

    If an average american weighing 200kg or how many units of bags with water or whatever you measure in, you cant fit in those airplane bathrooms.

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