Giant Shark Footage Shocks Australian News Anchors

September 2, 2015

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This is a video of two news anchors from the Today show in Australia responding to some footage they just played from the shark documentary 'Air Jaws: Walking with Great Whites'. They both swear they're never going in the ocean again. And I don't blame them. Still, I thought Australians were so used to all the terrifying shit that wants to kill them over there that they would have handled this smoother. Unrelated: I love that woman's accent and just want her to talk while I fall asleep.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Luc, who told me he saw a spider in the shower this morning and firefighters are still trying to put out the blaze.

  • Darth_Spartan

    That is Kinda Funny that was the same reaction after Colin showed him his down under.

  • Cup-O-Jesus

    "showed him his"? You didn't even make a sentence. You just vomited up some words that were in the vicinity of a dick joke you were trying to make. It's like you had a verbal seizure. I hope to christ that English is a second language for you or else you are 11 years old. Or, you know, like one of those high functioning adults with undeveloped social skills. "DANK YOUUU! DANK YOU MI-TUH MAAN!"

  • Darth_Spartan

    Well I am sorry you are so upset, I hope you can get over it and keep fing those chickens!

  • Cup-O-Jesus

    Ha! It's almost endearing that you think I was upset. Also, didn't you mean to write "fucking those chickens"? FYI I think they call that projection. That was better though, at least this time you constructed a functional sentence, and you weren't replying to a spam post either. Nice work! It's good that you're getting out, you're keeping busy, that's good!

  • The_Wretched

    Her 'ah' at 22 seconds is nice.

  • Madz

    We Australians are used to sharks, but none of them are THAT big. Jesus-fucking-Christ, I'm with Carl and Lisa on this one...

  • Jenness

    I'm not an Aussie but I'm with them too - that's just the stuff of nightmares.

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  • dougfunnay

    new anchors: theyre dickheads in australia too

  • Jon A

    Why is that woman wearing a DS9 Enginners uniform

  • archer923

    She probably loves O'Brien or Tuvok.

  • Thog

    Lol. More like Voyager, but hey. Funny.

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  • FearlessFarris

    "Stuff Summa" indeed.

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  • thister

    Looks like it!

  • Andrew Newton

    Australian Mel Gibson also swore off ever going into the ocean back in the 70s when he misheard Jaws for Jews.

  • TheQiwiMan

    too soon.

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