Father's Beautifully Crafted 3-Seat Rocking Chairs For Reading Stories To His Children

September 2, 2015

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This is one of the Storytime Rocking Chairs built by master craftsman and father Hal Taylor. Hal had the idea for the chair after his third child was born and he ran out of room on his lap during storytime. The chairs, which contain over 200 "precisely cut and shaped pieces" of wood just to make the 19 back braces, cost between $7,000 - $7,500 apiece because this is some QUALITY SHIT. Me? I have one of the rocking chairs they sell on the porch of Cracker Barrels. It's nice enough. It would be even nicer if my cat would curl up in my lap when I was in it but she won't come near me when I'm rocking because I accidentally ran over her tail once. ONE TIME AND I'M THE DEVIL.

Hit the jump for several more shots. Also, what do you do when your children grow up? "Make friends with some little people." Exactly.

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Thanks to Jeffrey S, who just built a rocking couch because he wants to have like thirty kids.

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  • this is awesome!

  • Jenness

    How wonderful is this! Love it and jealous that rich people get all the cool stuff because 7 Grand is also a used car, premium vacation of memories or uniforms for school for a decade. All of which are also useful for parents.

    Plus, this is begging three kids to go nuts rocking themselves until they all fly off on it which probably will break those gorgeous 200 spindly back pieces at one point.

  • Simple

    Hard work and determination can get you anything you want Jenness,
    Instead of the world changing for you, why not be proactive with your
    approach to wanting this chair and learn the skills necessary to build
    yourself a rocking chair. The man values what he made at 7-8k. If you
    built that chair and shared memories with your children like he has, you
    would value the chair in the same way.

  • timeiskey

    this chair doesnt cost 7 grand. it costs some wood and glue. finda 3d model online, or download sketchup. find a local cnc machine.
    homemade ikea

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  • tim

    He's selling for 7 grand...that doesn't mean it cost him that much to build it (nor does it mean that he's rich).

  • Jenness

    Yes, he's poor and why he must sell it so a rich person can enjoy it. My point exactly. Fancy chairs don't by diapers, white socks or eyeglasses now do they?

  • Simple

    -You want the chair. Find out it has a price you cannot afford. You get angry and blame others because you are unwilling to do what is needed to obtain the chair. People tell you what you can do to get the chair. You ignore.

    "Fancy chairs don't by diapers, white socks or eyeglasses"
    -Jenness

    No Jenness, you do. And you also have the choice to NOT buy or build this chair and instead buy the items your family needs.

    You are trying to make an article about a man with a problem who solved it, about you or something bigger. Please do the world a favor and stop.

  • Jenness

    OMG it was a joke. I'm actually a pretty rabid capitalist but looks like a hit a nerve and good. Now stop preaching to the choir over a joke and vote to stop all these 'distribute the wealth' leeches and actually put your vote where your anonymous internet mouth is.

    And for the record, while it is a gorgeous chair $7k does make it an extraordinarily expense chair whose purpose is for kids - kids who will most likely break that crap into a million pieces. Can we not make fun of that on an entertainment website?

  • TheQiwiMan

    ^^THIS

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