This is a video of a guy in a Jeep filming himself drive with a selfie stick. He almost gets impaled by that canoe in the truck in front of him. Man almost dies with selfie stick in his hand -- those might just be the saddest words anybody's ever written. Could you imagine having to explain to this guy's family how he died? You'd have to lie and say he got eaten by alligators trying to rescue a baby.
Hit the jump for the video, then don't be a jackass.