Butt Lamps You Slap/Pinch To Turn On Now Available

September 28, 2015

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Tina Belcher is into this.

Remember 'Slap It', the wall lamp designed by Joseph Begley that you can slap or pinch to turn on and off? The butts can be set to one of ten different colors. And now they're available for $230 ($605 for a three pack) instead of the previous limited edition price of $1,100. Man, if I had paid $1,100 I would be livid right now. Just kidding, I'd be too busy swimming in a pool full of money to give a shit. If you've got $1,100 to spend on an ass-shaped wall lamp you probably don't experience the same financial woes that I do. I get excited when I get an an extra fast food chicken nugget. It's the little things, you know? Because for me there are no big things.

Keep going for one more shot and a video of a guy going nuts on a nine butt wall.

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  • Lumixian

    I think I'd end up cumming on one if I used my imagination too well. Too much of a financial investment + sexual deviancy risk. Not worth.

  • I have the mightiest of needs.

  • valdin

    Omg they jiggle! LOL

  • Jenness

    This would be great for someone in my office, only they need the ability to kiss them on.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Cheeky girl... but you missed some opportunities!

    "This would be MAXIMUS for someBUN in my ORIFICE, only they need the aBUTTity to kiss them THONG."

    .....I'll see my self out.

  • Jenness

    You're such a dufus *HUGGGSSSS* That made me giggle, thank you! :)

  • timeiskey

    i see you from under this butt

  • thePantz

    Butt why?

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