The self proclaimed (but highly debatable) Pickle Wizard will anonymously send a single bagged pickle slice and message to anyone in the world for $6. I just ordered four and I hope all my frienemies get the DILLDOE joke because that is rock solid and I am still laughing about it. How would you react if you got a pickle slice in the mail? I would eat it right away. "I guess my parents signed me up for some sort of Pickle Slice Of The Month Club," I'd imagine to myself while washing it down with a glass of chocolate milk. I can't wait for next month! It's the little things, you know? My life is boring come stab me.