Say It Ain't So, Daniel-san!: Proving The Karate Kid Is Actually The Villain Of The Movie

August 25, 2015

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This is a video created by Youtuber J. Matthew Turner trying to prove that Daniel LaRusso (the Karate Kid) is a violent sociopath and the real bully of the film, and that his arch nemesis Johnny is actually the flawed hero. It was surprisingly convincing. Of course, I'm pretty easy to convince about anything. Shoes untied? I fall for that all the time and I should know better because I only wear flip flops. Plus one time as a joke my doctor convinced me my penis was going to fall before my next birthday if I didn't start walking backwards, which I'm fairly certain is in direct violation of the Hippocratic Oath.

Hit the jump and see the light.

  • Cup-O-Jesus

    SWEEP THE LEG!

  • Munihausen

    "Luke, you're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view."

    Obi Wan Kenobi

  • Coenraad Loubser

    101 in how modern media can spin anything.

  • jodyberry

    WAY too wordy!

  • Andrew

    I need to start wearing red lether jackets and headbands....

  • CityKid312

    "Local busybody, karate master, and child batterer".......Classic

  • Parkoff

    The video just tries too hard. It's not funny. I guess I just watched the Karate Kid too many times to know that this video is not representing what actually happened in the movie. Daniel-san was a good dude. He was a new guy in a new town just trying to make friends, this jerkoff ex boyfriend shows up and slams the girls radio on the ground and Daniel-san tries to help the young lady. He gets his ass kicked and looks like a wuss. At least he stood up for the nice young lady unlike the rest of the people at the beach party. In the end Danial-san crane kicks that mother fucker and gets all the p.

  • Daniel Anderson

    This is hilarious. So sayeth my wizardry.

  • Dsembr

    I haven't seen this movie in over 20 years, but this makes a compelling case against Daniel. I'm just glad he didn't make the argument about Daniel winning with a kick to the face being a dick move. I'm no Karate master, but hits to the face seem legal in this tournament within a certain context (no face punches, but kicks are allowed).

  • Big McLargehuge

    SPORTBALL

  • Who is the author of this- Barney Stintsen?

  • Sorryimadeyoupanic

    I believe it. I think bill burr said the same thing on one of his comedy specials

  • James Mcelroy

    title spellcheck, GW...spellcheck.

  • Geekologie

    I can't spell or spell check I am a failure

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