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New Tokyo Restaurant Selling S#!T Flavored Curry

August 20, 2015 in different strokes for different folks, eating things, heck yeah why not invite people to puke in your restaurant?, i don't get it, japan, nuts, oh japan, oh yeah well i make vomit flavored curry so there, tokyo, wishing you hadn't restaurant, you've got to be kidding me

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Curry Shop Shimizu is a new curry shop that just opened in Tokyo and is selling curry that's supposed to have the taste and consistency of actual crap. That is nasty. That also doesn't look like any shit I've ever seen. It should be way darker, and there should be way more splattered on the sides of that bowl. Apparently the shop's founder, Ken Shimizu, knows what dookie tastes like because he's a former adult film star, with over 1,000 videos under his belt, and some of those films were FREAKY DEAKY. I can honestly say I hope I never have a job that involves finding out what shit tastes like. Which, unfortunately for some poor soul, includes Tokyo food critic now.

Keep going for a closeup of a bowl.

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There are Comments.
  • Sergeant_Poop

    Is Nathan Fielder behind this?

  • Bubbubsky

    Japan, never stop being you.

  • I just can't see how this would work as a business idea.

  • Will Chamberland

    Suuuuuuurrreee. S#!T 'Flavored' [wink] [wink]

  • Xockszky

    So, it's just normal curry then, but in a toilet-shaped bowl?

  • Professor Spookypop

    What's the secret ingredient?

    WE SHIT IN IT.

  • MrJamsterJ

    I wish i never clicked that link :(
    Damn you Japan!

  • archer923

    And who was used to taste real shit...

  • As it said in the post: "Apparently the shop's founder, Ken Shimizu, knows what dookie tastes like because he's a former adult film star, with over 1,000 videos under his belt, and some of those films were FREAKY DEAKY." You are welcome.

  • TyDurd

    I get the angle where you try to make it look like poo, and even serve it in a crapper-bowl, that's novel.
    But taste like sh!t as well? The guy's no stranger to going all the way I guess.

  • Huck PS

    Here is a (faithful to the traditional structure) Haiku that I made in honor of this incredible discovery.
    "Take her out tonight
    See the yearning in her eyes
    We eat shit. Surprise!"

  • iofo61

    It's the world's first flavor palindrome - it tastes the same coming or going.

  • stuffsticks

    guessing it would look and feel the same too... what a wonderful time to be alive

  • WHY IS THIS A THING?!

  • MustacheHam

    It's Japan.
    I can't come up with a better answer. I'm sorry about that.

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  • Darth_Spartan

    OMG Seriously? I knew the porn industry made good money but 5,000 every month, just wow. I honestly don't think I have the right tools to do this but if you think it is for anyone, well I will sure try. Watch out for the new series, Darth_Spartan does Paris!

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