Real Products: The 'Bad Dog' Pooping Firework

July 13, 2015

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This is a 'Bad Dog' firework that produces a monster turd out of its flaming ass after the fuse is lit. It's basically just a black snake firework with some bonus crackles at the end. Still, the flaming ass: I think we've all been there. Being doubled over on the toilet in pain wondering if your butthole will ever be the same -- that is like, the number one shared human experience.

Keep going for the video, then throw any left over 4th of July fireworks in a paper grocery bag and light the whole thing on fire.

Thanks to Brenna, who went to a fireworks display that consisted entirely of black snakes, making it the worst display of fireworks of all time.

  • shashi

    Tramp stamp idea; "CAUTION- EMITS CRACKLING SPARKS"

    Wedding vows idea; "Use only under adult supervision. For outdoor use only. Do not hold in hand. Lay on ground. Light fuse and get away"

  • MustacheHam

    For the same effect feed your dog some Taco Bell.

  • TheQiwiMan

    My dog shoots fire from her anus every time she poops too. Worthy of a call to the vet?

  • shashi

    ...or crematorium?

  • Jenness

    They've had these for years, the kids love them. It's hysterical and they are like 2 for a dollar and great with those other ground spinners, etc. These are old school - but kids just crack up - so worth it to hear the little squeal of ewwwwwwww and cooolllllllll hahaha

  • Darren

    Snakes and sparklers!

  • Daniel Anderson

    I think I remember seeing these specific fireworks as long as I've been protecting my wizardry.

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