Come To Me: Realistic Wall-Bursting Velociraptor

July 9, 2015

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This is the Realistic Wall-Bursting Velociraptor And Claw Set made and sold by Etsy shop Imagemotor. The pieces are available as custom orders and cost around $250. It looks pretty realistic minus the torn up wall bits. Those look like pieces of styrofoam. The shop also sells a wall-bursting t-rex head, which unsurprisingly does not come with arms because it's a known fact you would see a t-rex's penis burst through the wall long before you ever saw its arms.

Keep going for more shots, including the t-rex.

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Thanks to ClosetNerd, who wants a realistic wall-bursting Kool-Aid Man.

  • xolifer

    Mount it above a urinal.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Dino heads = +10

    "Realistic" Wall-Bursting = ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • MustacheHam

    hmm...I wonder if these can be converted into masks?

  • iofo61

    Eye see eye bolts. Looks like crap. Why would you spend this much time making this and then use those eye bolts to attach them to the wall?

  • ciccio bomba

    velociraptors had feathers. Spielberg in his movies made a crossover between different species and picked a name that he thought was fit best. This is a reproduction of a fictional animal.

  • kevin

    I was gonna make a satire post about someone saying this but you actually said this...

  • Sebastiann Eleganté Neely

    Seeing how crappily-made those "wall bits" are, maybe it would have been better to mount these on a plaque, to make them look like trophies.

  • Zachary Zarko

    I want one of these featuring the Kool Aid man.

  • Leland_Gaunt

    Wow, that's actually pretty terrifying. Awesome!!!

  • Jenness

    Finally, something cool to buy as a gift for this baby shower I have to go to for the perfect nursery decoration.

  • Andyman7714

    The dino heads look nice but big fail on the wall bits. They look like Flintstone picture frames.

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