Becoming Barney: Officially Licensed Duff Beer Coming

July 16, 2015

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Fox has announced it will be releasing officially licensed Duff beer in Chile (and more South American and European countries next year) to combat the unlicensed knock-offs that have been available for years. No word if the beer will ever make it to the U.S. market, or if anybody will ever buy it more than once if it does.

"It's a premium lager." "It's got a very good balance of flavor and refreshment to it. It's fairly deep golden in color. It's got a hint of fruit to it. It's got a caramel aromatic to it."

That doesn't sound like the Duff beer I imagined. I thought Duff would taste like Pabst Blue Ribbon, but way burpier. We've all seen Barney burp after taking a swig of Duff. It's like he loses consciousness and pieces of his brain are coming out. You can literally see him losing memories.

Thanks to Dave R, who will stick to whatever 12-pack is the cheapest.

  • Rad Chad

    Finally...my quoting Homer Simpson while drunk will now be validated by the world.

  • King Yuk

    No thanks. I'll stick to my fancy imported beer, Düff.

  • Xockszky

    I bet it's cheap swill, but as long as it says "Duff" on the label, people will buy it. Just like when South Park was first starting out and they started making "Cheesy Poofs", and they tasted like stale Cheezies.

  • Prometeo

    asdassdsada la wea csm wn ql

  • landjea

    They have been serving official Duff at Moe's bar in Universal Studios since they opened Simpson world. So I guess it is already in the US....?

  • Kanger

    Yep. But I believe this is a different brewer.

  • El_MUERkO

    I don't drink Duff.

    I drink Fudd.

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