All Star Wars Movies Are Becoming Little Golden Books

July 22, 2015

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The first six Star Wars movies are all being adapted into 24-page Little Golden Books so you can read Star Wars to your children before bed and give them SPACE DREAMS. They'll cost around $5 apiece ($3.74 on Amazon) and will be released July 28th. Are you going to get them all or just the original trilogy? I was having a hard time deciding but then I remembered I don't have any kids and closed the browser window. I remember my first Little Golden Book. It was The Poky Little Puppy, and I used to read it when I was learning to go potty. That was many moons ago though. Just kidding, that was last month. I can go to the bathroom all by myself now but I still ask my mom to stand outside the door in case things go south.

Keep going for the covers of the other five.

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Thanks to JDL, who reads Little Golden Books in the bathtub to relax after a long day's work. Heck yeah, you get aromatherapy candles going too?

  • Jadis

    I love SW, but some how this seems wrong.

  • captaindash

    I still have the Pokey Little Puppy somewhere in storage. That takes me back.

  • Those are cute!
    My 3 year old niece needs these - I'll have to tell my brother.

  • Gene Kaufman

    I wonder how exactly they re-tell the bit where Anakin commits genocide.

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    Anakin killing children
    Han shooting Greedo (in a bar, no less)
    Jabba (implicitly) keeping Leia as a sex slave
    Luke's hand getting cut off
    Anakin decapitating an old man

    For kids!!

  • Darth_Spartan

    Good point, I am sure that will just be passed on since small book. It will instead cut to a scene of Jar Jar binks eating donuts.

  • Gene Kaufman

    I guess I'll just have to wait for "Baby's First Cambodian Dictatorship"

  • Darth_Spartan

    Well I know that I am older and I have no kids but I think I may just have to get these anyways, or at least buy them for a nephew to make it seem legit, it would seem to be a Kindafunny thing to do for them. For sure great Xmas gifts coming kiddo!

  • Andrew Newton

    "We aren't taking the piss,
    Brother and Sister assuredly kiss"

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