This is a video of two dudes having a lay down stop-motion karate battle to win the affection of a lady. They're not even fighting for her honor, they're just fighting because they both want to talk to her. What a bunch of jokers. I remember the last time I fought to defend a woman's honor. Turns out it was just a man with really beautiful hair. Still, he did visit me in the hospital the next day and offer to help pay for some of my new teeth.
Keep going for the video, then stop by the park by my house after work and watch me karate chop tree branches till my hands bleed.