Scary Hamburger Lamp Watches You Sleep, Plots Revenge

June 6, 2015

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Seen here looking suspiciously like the lovechild of McDonalds' Mayor McCheese and a vampire (likely Edward Cullen), the scary hamburger lamp watches you sleep and plots revenge for all the burgers you've eaten. Designed by artist Jun Takahashi, the lamp will be produced in limited numbers by Medicom Toys and available for $150. Now call me crazy, but isn't this actually a cheeseburger lamp? How do some people not know the difference between a hamburger and a cheeseburger? The difference is the cheese. If it has cheese, it's a cheeseburger. If it doesn't have cheese, it's a hamburger. If it doesn't have a patty, it's simply two pieces of bread and not worth eating and you should probably just take it to a pond and feed it to the ducks.

Thanks to Thomas W, who admits this won't be the first time he's tried to eat a lamp.

  • Xockszky

    I'd eat it

  • shashi
  • Patrick

    Every parent in the USA should have this for their children. Put it in their room when they are super young and lets do a psychological study on the eating habits as they grow up.

  • Jenness

    If this weren't a cheeseburger I'd like it more....they should make the same design with the same nighttime spookiness outcome but something else, evil mushroom...etc.

  • Gene Kaufman

    It's the ghost of Burger Chef!!!
    OooOoooOoooo
    Defunct fast food chains OooOooOOoooOo

  • Sashman1234 .

    Every horribl... eh... good father Needs one of These for his child!!!

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