In news that made my tummy rumble and my belly button wink at me, Pizza Hut has just announced their hotdog stuffed-crust pizza will finally be available in the US on June 18th. The pizza already debuted in Canada, the UK and Australia some time ago, which makes no sense because if there was ever a country with a demand for a pizza with hotdogs in the crust it has to be the U.S. Hell, I want hotdogs AND nachos in the crust. And if you could just go ahead and bake a two-liter of Mountain Dew in there too that would be great. *checks heart attack app on cell phone* It says I'm already dead. Am I dead? Just kidding, I know I'm not dead, but this stall is out of toilet paper and my legs are going numb. Why does everyone look at you weird when you bring your laptop into the bathroom? It's not like you don't use your phone in there. This is basically just a big phone except I can use it to actually get work done instead of sexting and playing games. Honestly, working on the shitter is half the reason I don't feel bad taking three hours for lunch.
Thanks to Jessie, who agrees the should stuff some potato salad in there too and make it a real picnic pizza.