Nope: There's A Pokemon P0rn Parody Called Strokemon

June 18, 2015

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Note: Trailer contains no nudity but is still NSFW on account of dirty sex words. Link to Youtube video HERE (they disabled embedding).

This is the trailer for a Wood Rocket p0rn parody of Pokemon, called Strokemon. That screencap of Pikachu alone is enough to ensure I won't have another boner for the rest of the year. You can watch the whole video for free at their website (woodrocket.com) which I'm not directly linking to because I didn't even go to watch it myself because I'm on my work computer and I've already gotten in trouble with IT enough times for visiting inappropriate websites. *poker face* Okay you got me, I tried to watch it but my Flash player is out of date. Are you happy now?

Thanks to Charlie H, who is holding out for a Yu-Gi-Oh! p0rn parody. Pfft, who isn't?

  • asdfasdf

    dat pikachu
    http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photo...
    "ay gurl when i pikachu my metapod hardens"...metapod won't obey! It hurt itself in its confusion! metapod fainted. ash is out of usable pokemon! ash blacked out

  • Butter Biscuits McGee

    Not gonna lie. Went to the youtube link ... then went to their website link from there ... then I watched it ... all of it. That Dikachu ... oh boy ... one of the most confusingly arousing things I've ever watched ... and I've had the internet for years now.

  • Sam Deeley-Crane

    i watched it and it was fucking nightmareish and im sure im gonna have nightmares about the pikachu

  • Leland_Gaunt

    Go Team Pocket-Rocket!

  • Gene Kaufman

    I know they don't look all that similar, but the Pikachu reminds me a bit of Mike Myers in that awful Cat in the Hat movie.

    Those are not good memories. Do not bring those back.
    Cat in the Hat? Never again...

  • taj1994
  • Gene Kaufman

    AAaaAAaaarrrGGhhhhHH! The HUMOR! So CRUDE!

  • JamesPiekko1

    gotta fuck em all, poke yer mum!

  • Matt Smith-Johnson

    Pikachu looks like a nightmare inducing burn-victim who was then further disfigured by some sort of radioactive banana experiment. So bad.

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    That pikachu is the stuff of nightmares...

  • Leland_Gaunt

    I'd still hit it....

  • Will

    Makes it more like a sexy horror movie... I would love to have seen behind the scenes. "You want me to wear THAT?!" LOL

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Seems as creepy as that ET porn parody. Why can't they just use an attractive girl and put pikachu ear band and butt plug tail?

  • Michael

    In the picture, their facial expressions.

    Ash: 'What the f*ck am I doin' with my life.
    Misty: 'I'm very confused.'
    Pikachu: 'Does this makeup job look like I've been beaten to hell and back?'

  • James Mcelroy

    Gotta bang 'em all!

  • Xockszky

    Gotta fuck 'em all!

  • Bruce Wayne

    Gotta catch'em all.
    STDs!

  • Munihausen

    GREAT comment +1

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