Measure This!: Using A Ruler To Open 5 Beers At Once

June 11, 2015

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Alternatively, open them all separately in half the time it takes to set this up.

This is a video of a guy and five friends using a folding ruler to open five beer bottles simultaneously. Physics! They all seem super excited when it actually happens, leading me to believe there were probably a lot of failed attempts prior. Can't open five beers at once? No problem! Just only make friends with people who can OPEN BEERS FOR THEMSELVES. What am I, your mother? Rub my feet.

Keep going for the very vesty video.

Thanks to Tyler, who's opened 24 beers at once by accidentally dropping a case on the ground. DAMMIT, TYLER.

  • Graham

    Wouldn't it be 'a guy and 6 friends'?

  • Graham

    Wait, maybe the guy is only friends with 4 of them and 2 are just ring-ins that the guy doesn't get along with. Maybe an issue with money or they tried to date the guys sister or something? Sorry for questioning you GW.

  • Geekologie

    I have it all figured out

  • cjope

    The vestiest.

  • MrJamsterJ

    We All know whose hand is in the middle... Designated Driver!

  • DeathBotGamma

    My mine used to dress my brother and I in matching little suits like that when we were kids.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I think these guys are at work or something. Maybe a wedding. I don't know German so... I'm just guessing here.

  • Luka Mlinar

    That's a construction folding ruler, not rulers. I see someone never did any hard labor in his life :P

  • MustacheHam

    The greatness of this video cannot be measured. :p

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