Dreams Really Do Come True: Little Mermaid Bathing Suit

June 5, 2015

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This is a two-piece bathing suit made to look like Ariel's from The Little Mermaid (available as separate tops and bottoms from Hot Topic for $20 apiece -- just don't mention ThinkGeek). Except Ariel didn't wear a bikini bottom, that was just her tail. Personally, I am a big fan of the no bottom look. No top either. I'm a nudist. Just kidding, I am way too self conscious to be a nudist. I don't even like catching a glimpse of my naked body in the bathroom mirror and shower in a bathrobe. You know the last time I saw my penis? That was a trick question, I can see it now. It's the only part of me that I really like besides my webbed toes. You know what the real sexiest part of the Little Mermaid was though? That seafood soup the chef was trying to make out of Sebastian. That shit sounded gooooooood. Honestly, I get more boners about food now than anything else.

Keep going for two more shots, including the rear in case you were wondering if this was a full coverage back or more of a Brazilian back (I have no clue what I'm talking about).

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  • shashi

    Oh dude, i already fapped to the R/C R2-D2 fridge. Still, i stand by my decision.

  • Anon the Mouse

    Holy hell the airbrushing that happened in these O_O" She looks like a haulocaust survivor in that last one, gross.

  • Classy Niggur

    She looks normal to me. ._.

  • Emmitt Morgans

    Yeah, but I think, somehow, that she's *actually* that skinny...

  • Bought this immediately, wore it at my family reunion. Would buy again.
    (Swimming pools, beach, etc not necessary)

  • Jenness

    This is actual a cute bikini for teens and much more covered up than the things I see that parents let their kids wear now on the beach. I see girls way too young, just kids, being allowed to wear suits that are ridiculous.

  • timeiskey

    get rekd, puritan

  • $1149480

    Scrolling down these photos I was like "Humina humina HUMIN-- That's a kid nevermind"

  • captaindash

    Nope, that's photoshop. I don't mean in the "everything is photoshop" type way, I mean that I can recreate this look in photoshop quite easily. You are now free to let your fishy imagination roam. Humina-away.

  • shashi

    Yeah, its photoshop! Here's the pre-modified version http://i.imgur.com/vRSu2Ed.jpg

  • captaindash

    C'mon, I just ate. Have some respect.

  • $1149480

    She better be legal, damnit

  • Adibobea9

    Ariel is 16...

  • BehindYou

    It looks really nice; the only thing that would keep me from wearing it is the fact that it has behind-the-neck straps, and if you have a B-cup or larger, the weight on the back of your neck really starts to hurt after a while.

  • Mihos Bubastis

    I can help you rig up a system of pulleys and counter weights if you wish.

  • Scaffolding. We need scaffolding.

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