This is a video of Captain Jean-Luc Picard spitting a bunch of knowledge in a Star Trek edit by Eclectic Method. That captain Picard -- he was a smart dude. Maybe not as handsome as Riker, but the beard and mustache combo Riker rocked in later seasons is the kind of thing dreams are made of according to my aunt.
Hit the jump for the video.
Thanks to Ran, who dropped out of school after listening to this because there is nothing left to learn.