Trained Barn Owl Flies Wedding Rings Down The Aisle

May 26, 2015

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This is a video of Bilbo (wrong franchise!) the barn owl flying a couple's wedding rings down the aisle during their marriage ceremony. Previously: this owl that was supposed to do the same thing but flew up to the rafters and laughed at the couple instead. This one goes a lot smoother than that one, although, if I had to witness one in real life, I would have definitely preferred the first. Ahahahhahaha -- your rings are up in the rafters! Who thought this was going to be a good idea?! Because this was a TERRIBLE idea. Now he's up there eating all your Tootsie Pops! There's already a million things to go wrong with a wedding and you decide to throw AN OWL into the mix? That's your bad. Now where's the reception, I want to get a jump start on the open bar and desserts.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Lauren C, who is going to release a bunch of snakes at her backyard wedding and only the people who stay in their seats and don't run are allowed to stick around for the reception.

  • shashi

    What a cruel, unusual and antiquated practice. Abolish marriage! (p.s. i felt i had to post a comment or the spam-bots win)

  • timeiskey

    its cruel to the people who are all guilted into sitting and watching you put on a rehearsed play with some person who gets your vassopressen and oxytocin receptors going for a 4 year decay.

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