The L'il Trucker is a $69 (weewoo!) zombie apocalypse inspired multi-tool that combines the functionality of a hatchet, glass breaker, hammer, nail puller, pry, saw, gas shutoff, spanner, hex wrenches, hook, wedge, wire twist, can opener and strap cutter. If you were lost in the woods in the middle of a zombie apocalypse and could only have one thing, what would it be? "A helicopter." Good answer. Now fly me to an uninhabited tropical island so we can live the rest of our lives drinking out of coconuts and pretending the rest of the world didn't just go to shit and we ignored it.
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Thanks to Davis, who agrees the best tool to have during a zombie apocalypse is somebody who runs slower than you.