Hack And Slash: L'il Trucker Zombie Apocalypse Multi-Tool

May 12, 2015

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The L'il Trucker is a $69 (weewoo!) zombie apocalypse inspired multi-tool that combines the functionality of a hatchet, glass breaker, hammer, nail puller, pry, saw, gas shutoff, spanner, hex wrenches, hook, wedge, wire twist, can opener and strap cutter. If you were lost in the woods in the middle of a zombie apocalypse and could only have one thing, what would it be? "A helicopter." Good answer. Now fly me to an uninhabited tropical island so we can live the rest of our lives drinking out of coconuts and pretending the rest of the world didn't just go to shit and we ignored it.

Keep going for a fairly high production value zombie movie inspired promotional video.

Thanks to Davis, who agrees the best tool to have during a zombie apocalypse is somebody who runs slower than you.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I am so very tired of zombies in advertising. Zombies in the big name zombie movies that started the genre were a commentary on consumerism. Now zombies are a tool of rampant consumerism.

  • DeathBotGamma

    I may be the only person in the world who's tired of Zombies.

  • Echo

    No one cares.
    Let me repeat - NO. ONE. CARES.
    Cheerio!

  • Echo

    Y'know it's funny, but I don't think anyone asked for your opinion.
    So - to clarify
    NO.ONE.CARES.
    Cheerio!

  • shashi

    It's also a very adequate paperweight - FYI jelly is not adequate

  • Luka Mlinar

    Well that hammer side will get stuck in a skull on the first blow. I'm also not sure about the ridge at the bottom of the other side since when you pull it from the zombie skull, you do it in the upward motion, making it stuck on the bottle opening part. No offense but it's like they're not even trying. I'll stick with a crossbow when the zombie apocalypse starts TVM.

  • Krystal Adams

    yeah, let me open a can of food with the same tool that I smashed a Zombie's brains in....

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