Because novelty socks are all the rage right now for people with disposable income (I only buy six-packs of white athletic socks at the dollar store), these are the custom printed Nike Elites made and sold by Etsy seller SickestSockCreations. They cost $36(!!), are fade resistant, and look like a jar of creamy Jif peanut butter and Smucker's Squeeze grape jelly. I am more of a Peter Pan peanut butter guy myself. I do like Smucker's, but mostly boysenberry preserves. And not in a squeeze bottle, that's child's play, and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are serious business. Raise your hand if you still cut the crust off your PB&Js. Now everybody look around the room. The people with their hands raised might look like adults, but are actually 6-year olds.
Thanks to Jeremy K, who doesn't even wear socks. No shit, I can smell your shoes from here bro.