Electric Golf Bag Carrier You Ride Like A Skateboard

May 6, 2015

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The GolfBoard is the $6,500 cross between a golf cart and an electric skateboard. It carries your golf bag as you ride between shots. Obviously, I'm going to ride mine off the high dive and into the country club's swimming pool. Also, I get the feeling some snobby golf courses will probably ban these things the same way some ski resorts banned snowboards. *furiously tucking polo shirt into khakis* I swear Chester, the young golfers these days -- they're ruining the sport! Look at them with their skateboard golf carts and beer cans. Hmmm, at least they're still smoking cigars. Wait -- are those....MARIJUANA cigars?! "They're called blunts." Chester! How do you even know about this?! "Because I don't live my life like I've got a five iron stuck up my ass." Do I?! My wife has been complaining about my penchant for missionary style sex. Regardless, Arnold Palmer would never stand for this! "You are not Arnold Palmer." I birdied that last hole, didn't I? "You kicked the ball four times and threw it once. And that's not including the two shots you hit in the water and pretended you didn't." I'm a piece of shit, just say it!

Keep going for a promotional video.

Thanks to TamTam, who jetpacks between shots because F*** YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

  • shashi

    Ninebot is watching closely http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/b...

  • Huck PS

    I'd ride that to work. Looks better than a freaking segway.

  • Damon Sherman

    should have made it a segway.

  • steve holt

    PRODUCT DEMOGRPHIC MISS:
    Actual golfers: Booze bloated older guys not interested in skateboarding.
    Actual skateboarders: Not interested in golf

  • Ozolz .

    Golf isnt the most douchiest thing on the planet, lets add this

  • Xockszky

    Bunch of yuppies

  • Thank You GW for making this Post Caddyshack III!

  • Bubbubsky

    Ah, the only way to make golf a LESS athletically-rigorous "sport."

  • Michael Knight

    didn't know you could look even more douchey playing golf....

  • Luigi Buscemi

    that might be possibly the most non manly thing.. ever

  • timeiskey

    you jus jelly

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