Captain Planet: Collapsible, Reusable Water Bottles

May 11, 2015


The HYDAWAY is a $20 water bottle made out of food-grade silicone. They're completely collapsible and reusable (top-rack dishwasher safe), so you can feel good knowing you're not contributing to the 90,000 plastic water bottles thrown away every 60 seconds IN THE US ALONE. That's 50 billion bottles a year. You know how many plastic water bottles I throw away a year? ZERO. You know why? "You don't drink water?" No. "You recycle?" I do recycle, but that's not the reason. "You only drink out of your hands like a cowboy kneeling at a creek?" DING DING DING. *sips from hands, wipes sweat from brow with handkerchief, stares off into the sunset...whips out johnson and pees as hard as I can into creek* What? There's nothing but cattle rustlers and bandits downstream anyways.

Keep going for one more shot and the Kickstarter video.


Thanks to Keith S, who only uses water fountains and puts his mouth on them like that one weirdo in middle school.

  • Jan Bergström

    The thing is, when I'm out hiking, I will have water in my bottle, so it won't be collapsible. When I'm walking in town, there is no reason to carry this thing with me.

  • MustacheHam

    It's a curious design. I do like the fact that it has a large opening to fit in things like ice, lemon wedge, or for easy pour.

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  • iofo61

    Hmm, looks like you are drinking from a butt plug. Pass.

  • timeiskey

    it doesnt look like one at all

  • Dr Baptiste

    Wow, you must use a big plug...

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