I Wanna Be A Groupie: Famous Rock Bands Get All Their Members' Faces Composited Into One Face

April 9, 2015

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This is the Face Of Rock, a series of photos of famous rock bands represented by a single composite of all the band members' faces. Metallica kinda reminds me of that painting of Vigo from Ghostbusters II. Actually, a lot of them do. Sometimes I wish I was in a rock band. Sometimes I wish I was in a healthier relationship with myself. I wish a lot of things. If I had a nickel for every penny I've tossed into a fountain and made a wish, well, that would be the most beautiful money making scheme of all time and I'd do a lot less complaining.

Thanks to Christina, who gave me a used guitar pick and the band's set list. I am so excited right now!

  • Greenday combines to form Boy George, RHCP looks like heath ledgers ghost, Van Halen looks like its the combined faces of the bearers of the ring of mordor, AC/DC looks like a gremlin, and Motley Crue is probably more feminine than the combined faces of their groupies.

  • So so so so so so so white.

  • Volveremos a la montaña

    motley cru es un putazo

  • putomadre

    The only band that should be taken out of this immediately. Putas supremas

  • Big McLargehuge

    The Smashing Pumpkins ended up being quite pretty.

  • So if you mix all The Beatles faces together you end up with Paul McCartney?

  • Xockszky

    That's what I thought too. Paul with a hint of John.

  • putomadre

    Those are George's eyebrows all the way and you barely get a Ringo mustache hinting through there.

  • Guest

    No ACDC - Fuck this

  • Rene

    AC/DC is on the sixth row third column.

  • The_Wretched

    Don't tell guest he's wrong. It'll hurt his feelings.

  • Nikcnakc

    Now do an average of all the averages

  • Jan Bergström

    And there will be a Chinese face.

  • putomadre

    Ching Chong Ching! Cain't understand you! - David de Chapelle

  • Aalok

    Go back to yer country! White power.

  • mquinoy

    They all look like serial killers, except for Guns N' Roses, which looks like Jennifer Aniston

  • Cortney A.

    I was gonna say this looks like a Police sketch artist's portfolio.

  • Dukeman42

    Yeah, I was wondering why so many of the classic rock bands look like a sex offender line-up.

  • Tyguy

    I don't consider The Beatles, rock.

  • putomadre

    I don't consider your opinion valid then.

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