To The Woods!: Finally, A Throwing Knife Multi-Tool

April 20, 2015

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This is the 13-inch Kniper, a $75 throwing knife multi-tool designed by Urchin Sky. You can throw it at things, or use one of the other twenty-two tools, including a tobacco pipe. I'm going to throw it at my toes to teach them a lesson about always stubbing themselves on the door frame on my way to the bathroom. "But it's not our fault." Who was that?! Was that you, the one who had roast beef?! "It was the one who cried wee wee wee all the way home, I swear!" I should have known! *producing hand saw* Say goodbye to your little friends.

Keep going for a couple more pictures. Then get out there and accidentally stab yourself in the middle of the woods.

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Thanks to Reid, the creator of the knife, who never actually offered to send me one. DID MY MOM MAKE YOU PROMISE?

  • Bling Nye

    I know, let's make a multitool that's also a throwing knife(?!) so that you can throw your multitool at a tree or something for what seemed like a very logical reason at the time, before you missed the tree entirely and now can't find your fu#king multitool in the undergrowth.

    Genius.

    Oh wait, you can also smoke " " " " tobacco " " " " " out of it ?? (damn, sprained a finger with all the airquotes) .............................. well then.

  • Do I want to stab my throat while eating, gash my free hand while getting high, slit my jugular while stripping a wire, have it poke my eye out when the wrench part exceeds max torque and comes flying at my face, or accidentally fall on the blade while trying to use the saw on the opposite edge?

    So many ways to get mutilated, thanks Kniper!

  • GeneralDisorder

    Anyone else love the image with all the labels that you cannot possibly read? Whoever thought that light pastel green on a white background was a good idea has apparently never had working eyes or is the right kind of colorblind that they can read that bullshit.

    And for real... If I need to carry a knife or multiple knives for throwing, I think I'd rather just make a throwing stick with a nice sharp knife... or throw a damned rock because really, it would make more sense to scrounge and shape a hunting stick (AKA rabbit stick) than to potentially lose your mostly green hunting knife.

  • DeathBotGamma

    Good luck to them. Looks more like a collectors piece.

  • Looks pretty cool, I'd totally buy tha- 75 BUCKS?? Screw that, right in its 22 gadget holes.

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  • Nope

    The survival tool designed too keep one alive through many handy uses in the wilderness, and then promptly doom when thrown and lost in the wilderness.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Yeah, if I were to have a knife that size I would rather have a knife where the handler is a swiss army knife. Also why is having a pipe so important? If you need to smoke so bad just make a blunt or something.

  • captaindash

    Letter opener? Pipe. Stapler? Put a pipe in it. Pipe? Pipe with a little pipe on the side. Stoners, those giggling future fortune 500 CEO's will buy anything you can smoke weed with.

  • Geekologie

    heck yeah poison ivy blunt wrapper

  • steve holt

    Chapter 9: I smoke peyote and saw off my peener with the Knyper™ aka "High in the Sierras"

  • Sebastien Michael Mansfield

    ...you cant smoke peyote. Please gtfo and try again.

  • Zachary Zarko

    A quick Google search yielded the following:

    Peyote will burn after it has been well dried and powdered. It is then usually smoked in combination with marijuana. It is supposed to result in a light, lovely high that sharpens vision without causing a strong trip. High heat may destroy some of the alkaloids however

  • steve holt

    you look like you would definitely know

  • Tyguy

    What in the.......

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