Quicksilver Designs Wetsuits That Look Like Actual Suits

April 27, 2015

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Quicksilver has designed a trio of wetsuits that look like actual suits. The suits come in office smart, business casual and tuxedo varieties, are made from 2mm Neoprene, include a quick-dry shirt and tie, and cost around $3,200. For reference, for $3,200 I'd rather be bare tittied and cold. Plus I already sold my surfboard because I'm afraid of sharks. You know how they say you have a better chance of getting struck by lightning than attacked by a shark? I've been struck by lightning twice already.


Keep gonig for a bunch more shots and a video.

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Thanks to Luc, who surfs the way God intended: on the back of a dolphin that he's learned to communicate with.

  • Vixenvena

    And for the ladies????

  • Bling Nye

    Wow, that jacket looks entirely non-functional. The whole point of a wet suit is to trap water next to your skin; your body heat warms it and that acts as insulation. You don't want a lot of water circulating between you and the wet suit, since that basically defeats the whole effin' porpoise.

  • Forblat

    don't lose those fancy glasses in the curl brah

  • Suits are great for dropping panties, but dropped panties always lead to wet spots. These guys have forever solved that problem. Dry clean only is so overrated.

  • Gabriel Arturo Alonso

    Would buy one if I was swimming in money. But I don't have money. And I can't swim.

  • steve holt

    ░▒▓█▀▄▀▄▀▄█▓▒░ F A N T A S T I C ! ★☆★☆★ ░▒▓█▀▄▀▄▀▄█▓▒░
    and by fantastic I mean shit. Shit. No surfer would ever buy one. Manufactured for publicity only.

  • Tyguy

    ...because most surfers want to look like a douche-turd businessman.

  • MustacheHam

    *Cue 007 theme song.

  • Leland_Gaunt

    What do you get the millennial douchebag who has everything? This. Oh, and a good smack in the mouth.

  • captaindash

    I'd love one of these for the board room. Forget the ocean. You know, sharks 'n such.

  • Leland_Gaunt

    Good call. Although you might wanna throw in a cage just for good measure. Those sharks are the worst kind!

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