Remember those melted army men bowls we posted back in 2010? Of course you don't, you couldn't even read back then. Well now Instructables user N36 has provided a tutorial detailing how to make your own. I'm not really sure it needed a tutorial, but apparently some people have PROBLEMS. Basically you layer plastic army men in a metal bowl then blast them with a heat gun. TA-DA! I'm going to make one, but using little plastic dinosaurs instead. I am going to have the sexiest fruit bowl this side of the cretaceous period. Speaking of -- what did one dinosaur say to the other dinosaur while they were mating? A: Who's the guy with the Geekologie shirt, and why is he masturbating?
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Thanks to Sandra, who reminds you to get real close when you're melting the army men so none of those delicious fumes escape your nostrils.