This is a video from Super Fan Builds of the team building Game of Thrones fan John Giovanazzi an iron throne inspired crapper. I kind of want it. Or to at least use it once. Will I clog it trying to flush the decapitated head of an enemy? No. Will I clog it trying to flush a whole package of hotdogs? Probably.
Keep going for the video, then go yell at your toilet for being so plain. Pee in it you're so angry!
Thanks to Jason B, who pees in the shower to conserve water. Same.