BZZ BZZZ BZZZZZZ: Finally, A Decent Electric Kazoo

April 28, 2015

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This is the $17 HUMMbucker Electric Kazoo from Kazoobie Kazoos. It comes with a Kazoo and a specially designed pickup so you can finally rock out with your kazoo out. *ziiiiiiip* Not that kazoo, pervert. Also, you really need to wash because I could smell that thing from here. One time I was lost in the woods for six days and my penis didn't even smell that bad. If I were you I'd get in the shower and scrub that thing with a belt sander, STAT.

Now the kazoo really rocks! Plug the Kazoobie Electric Kazoo into any effects box, pedal, computer, or straight into any amplifier! The sound possibilities are now endless! The Hummbucker Electric Kazoo is sure to surprise with a professional grade dynamic pickup specially designed to fit the Kazoobie plastic kazoo. It comes equipped with a 15' cable and 1/4" jack. The cable also detaches from the pickup for easy replacement.

There's a video of a guy demonstrating the electric kazoo after the jump, which doesn't sound at all how I expected it too. You know what my favorite instrument is? "Skin flute, hands down." Very funny. That's a close second, but I was going to say the harp. I always told myself if I was ever rich enough I'd pay somebody to constantly pay the harp in the foyer when I was home so it could be heard all over the house. And, I'm happy to announce, that day has finally come. Just kidding, I'm sad to announce I have abandoned that dream and am so poor I had to cancel my Spotify.

Keep going for a video of the electric kazoo in action.

Thanks to Stephanie A, who may or may not play the cello, which I always thought was pronounced KELLO because I'm a stupid idiot.

  • Emmitt Morgans

    Someone actually thought it would be a good idea to amplify a kazoo? Forget Baltimore, this has got me losing more faith in humanity!

  • KLanD

    Dude.. I'm buyin one.

    Just so I can plug it into mu effects gear and make some of the worst most disgusting noise sounds you've ever heard.

    The album comes out next spring...

  • Clampity

    I need to take that thing on dates.

  • Gene Kaufman

    Of all the songs you could choose, you choose In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida...

  • MustacheHam

    This a great way to summon unholy demons right in your living room!

  • Andrew Newton

    A kazoo sounds like bees so obviously you would be summoning Beelzebub.

  • Kinkochan

    This could possibly make it in the next tool album. I would buy 10 of course.

  • Bryan Cuddahy

    I'd buy an electric Kazoo from this Dustin Hoffman looking mofo.

  • yaooitsbrett

    10 albums or 10 kazoos?

  • Tyguy

    Smash it under foot, then burn it

  • nope

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