Vest Promises To Burn Up To 500-Calories In Two Hours Using The Power Of Cold

March 20, 2015

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The Cool Fat Burner (currently an already funded Indiegogo campaign) is a $60 vest that you slip special freezer packs into that's supposed to cool your temperature down and force your body to burn calories trying to maintain it at 98.6 degrees. Allegedly up to 500 calories in two hours. For reference, that's ten calories more than a Burger King Whopper with no cheese or mayo (aka the Why Bother Whopper). Does it actually work? No clue. Am I willing to regularly sit around for two hours with freezing cold packs strapped to my tits to shed a few pounds? No I am not. I value my warmth. I also value my Pokemon cards.

Keep going for a bunch of videos.

Thanks to whatever friend posted this on their Facebook wall, let me know if it works because I know you bought one.

  • arturo

    Just sit under the AC vent at work/home.

  • ZerglingPack

    I have a question, why couldn't I just wear a weight vest with ice packs strapped to it? Isn't that basically what this is?

  • Philip Zook

    and here I thought the only way to lose weight using cold was to wake up in a bathtub full of ice with your kidneys missing

  • Folks were taking ice baths to induce the same effect, but not that comfortable. A cooling vest like this would be the better option I'd think.

  • Mike

    You cannot spot reduce fat you idiot! This whole video is a lie...

  • Coolsculpting. Look it up.

  • asdfasdf

    for the ladies. read this before using. http://www.coolsculpt.com/c...
    my fear is it'll drop a cupsize and make your tits go straight to your thighs D:

  • Comrade

    Because orcas, seals, walrus and other arctic animals are just so very svelte

  • Awesome reasoning there.

  • dougfunnay

    on some level it is

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Start taking cold baths if you want to burn calories so bad but don't want to exercise.

  • That's how I heard about it. Both through the 4-Hour Body, and on a Paleo forum I found. Our ancestors (even pre-human) evolved in the cold.

    We're arguably NOT supposed to be able to control our environmental temperature all the time.

    INb4 some moron references evolution in Africa (which ignores all the evolution BEFORE Africa... that you know -- was NOT all that warm!)

  • G-man

    commenting is disabled in youtube, wonder why....

  • Looks like it's not disabled, just approved.

    Comment approval: the scourge of butthurt trolls everywhere.

  • G-man

    Some one is reading the comments here bevause it was disabled when I replied...

  • Xockszky

    Because it's a scam. I've never seen such blatant BS in my life, and I've seen a lot of blatant BS.

  • I guess him breathing into that mask and them showing the calorie burning, that was all staged, eh?

  • Guest

    but mammals need to eat so much more often than pythons to run our metabolism. calories are measured by how much of the food is burned to boil a cubic centimeter of water....

    so freezing your core makes your body burn calories to avoid death

    the healthy natural way to lose weight without impacting your daily routine by having to move.

  • dougfunnay

    yeah but your body is probably going to try to compensate by storing more fat to keep you from getting cold

    so uuuuuh thats nice

  • MurkyDizZ

    Can I wear this under my bullet proof vest for work if so I'm so in

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