Rope Vest Turns Parents Into Jungle Gym For Their Kids

March 19, 2015

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Because who hasn't dreamed of having their kids crawling all over them like a human jungle gym (like they don't already), Atsushi Shiraishi designed the Athletitti, a rope vest that turns parents into pieces of climbable equipment. What a great bonding experience. Just be extra careful your kid doesn't kick you in the nuts or elbow a tit while they're trying to climb Mount Condombroke.

Thanks to Marissa, who entertains kids the old fashioned way: PUPPET SHOWS.

  • Obviously this was designed and is being sold by people who don't have kids, since any parent knows Kids absolutely don't need anything like this to use you as a jungle gym.

  • Jai Mico

    That is a Hernia waiting to happen !

  • Richelle Howes

    "Mount Condombroke" I'm crying im laughing so hard. Holy shit

  • Nope

    New clothing designed to make life even harder for parents of small screaming children.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Imagine going out with this and 5 kids over you like if you were a walking playground. I would like to see the face of the people looking at this.

  • Chargglez

    Looks like a perfect way to get a swinging kick to the scrote!

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Everybody need protection sooner or latter.

  • Royalblueduck

    Parkour!

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