P0rnHub Aims To Help Save The Planet With Power Generating Fap Bracelet

March 2, 2015

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This is a video about P0rnHub's Wankband, a real piece of wearable tech which generates power from the motion of masturbating, and can then be plugged in (after washing your hands) to charge any USB device. No word if you can plug the wristband into your dying tablet WHILE masturbating to keep the power on. *going fast and furious* COME ON, I JUST NEED ANOTHER ANOTHER MINUTE TO FINISH. P0rnHub is trying to take the stigma out of masturbating, and help save the planet at the same time. Honestly, I can't believe there's even a stigma to masturbating in the first place. There's absolutely nothing wrong with it. It's WHERE you're doing it and WHAT YOU'RE DOING IT TO that starts to raise eyebrows.

Keep going for the introductory video, and visit thewankband.com if you want to be a beta tester.

Thanks to chichi, who agrees if humanity could harness the power of THINKING ABOUT SEX we could all live off the grid forever, the end.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    So Matrix was wrong, the best way to harvest energy from humans was porn.

  • Sam Deeley-Crane

    i could power my whole street

  • nightvisiongoggles

    Wankband + Shake Weight = Infinite power

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