This is a video of a simple electric train made out of a length of copper wire, several neodymium magnets, and a AA-battery (previously: an even simpler tracked version). Obviously, I just made a human-size version and should be in Japan in just under two hours. Am I wearing a train conductor's hat on my head? You know I am! "Those are panties." I'm improvising.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to n0nentity, who