First a post about a quadrocopter. Then one about a quadrocopter and a penis. And now, a full-blown pecker story. I like where this day is headed. A recent international study has revealed the average penis worldwide measures 9.16cm (3.6-inches) in length and 9.31cm (3.7-inches) around when limp, and 13.12 cm (5.16-inches) in length and 11.66cm (4.6-inches) around when erect. Those sound like some pretty sad penises. The average Geekologie Writer penis is 40-feet long and 34-feet around regardless of whether it's hard or not and doubles as a catapult.
Thanks to chichi, who informed me it's not the size of your bait that matters, it's how you wiggle your worm. Regardless, I still have a Canadian nightcrawler.