Total Crap: The $850 MacBook Air Inspired Toilet Seat

March 31, 2015

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This is the $850 MacBook Air inspired toilet seat made and sold by design firm Pinkhouse. The cover is laser-cut from 12-guage steel and can be powder-coated to your color preference. For reference, $850 is just about $830 too much to pay for a toilet seat. If all toilet seats cost $850 I wouldn't even have one, I'd just hover. Will I poop on my feet? Probably, but I'll also save myself a fortune. Did I mention the seat is square? The seat is square. Most asses are round. I do know a girl with a square ass though. That is generally not a desirable trait. That girl is me by the way, I've never been asked to a school dance.

  • steve holt

    Crapbook!

  • GeneralDisorder

    My favorite part about this toilet seat is the fact it is build to not fit on toilets... Has the designer ever seen a toilet? In my experience most of them are rounded. Or elongated (still not fucking square!!)

  • Bad Habit

    Just further proof that "iDiots" will pay hundreds for anything with even a loose association with Apple.

  • GeneralDisorder

    There's no proof anyone actually bought this seat...

  • Bad Habit

    You don't know iDiots very well, do you?

  • GeneralDisorder

    That doesn't refute what I said.

  • Bad Habit

    Yes it does. It calls into question your entire knowledge base on the subject.

    You're not very "quick" are you?

  • Norbi Whitney

    I have a feeling this as an April Fools...

  • Xockszky

    If I were to pay almost $1,000 for a toilet seat, it better wipe my ass for me, or at least fit the toilet properly, which this one would not. All that money for a toilet seat that doesn't even fit?! The corners would hang off the edge! It would look horrible.

  • markham breitbach

    For those with a broader, more inclusive view of the world:

    http://goo.gl/tmyTGA

  • steve holt

    the only reason I've seen a square toilet before is your mom (Mrs. Breitbach) made me fuck her on one.

  • Xockszky

    Well not all of us are worldly and cultured enough to have seen a square toilet.

  • fuuckdisqus

    disqus can eat shit

  • the antagonist

    The seat *only* costs $260: http://www.pinkhouse.nyc/pr...

  • steve holt

    Hi Jason, how does it resemble Macbook?
    The fact that asses touch it everyday.
    ZING!
    Actually, I'm a die hard Mac user typing this comment on a macbook. Just couldn't resist.

  • Emmitt Morgans

    I think it's more the fact that it's overpriced and pretty close to shit...

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  • Jason Christopher

    I applaud you, sir!

  • Jason Christopher

    I'm no Mac expert (I've never owned a Mac computer), but what part of this is supposed to resemble a MacBook?

  • laserfuzz

    The part when you'll have to upgrade it after a year!

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